Sunday, April 27, 2014

SCHONBRUNN PALACE & GARDEN

SUNDAY, APRIL 27 – ANOTHER TASTE OF VIENNA

The local tourist industry pushes what it calls “the Sisi Card,”

which gives you admission to the royal apartments at the Hofburg Palace and the Emperor's summer place (Schonbrunn) plus a museum of furniture. We bought ours yesterday, and since today was sunny and warm, we opted to take the underground to Schonbrunn, which is on the outskirts of the city and has a huge park that is open to the public.

The palace tour came with a cassette narrative that was almost word-for-word the same as the one for the Hofburg Palace—how Franz Joseph put in 16-hour work days while his wife went off doing her thing. (It didn't mention that she could be gone months or even years at a time in Corfu, where she had a villa built for herself, or in Venice, where she had her own apartment.) It hardly mattered what the narrative said, however, since we were crushed into groups of tourist and tours with jabbering guides that periodically blocked the flow of traffic as successfully as a diet of Sacher Torte could block an artery. (“And here on your left is the lavatory that the Emperor used. Notice that blah, blah, blah.”) Only in the park, which was large enough to accommodate thousands of people, did we have room to breathe.



We had intended to check out the furniture museum, but after Schonbrunn, we headed straight back to the hotel for a nap.