Wednesday, May 9, 2012

TENERIFE!


May 1 – 8 AT SEA.

The Royal Caribbean's Mariner of the Seas was seven days in dry dock before we boarded, and much has yet to be finished. One night as we were having a soft-serve ice cream on Deck 11, we were suddenly surrounded by security guards with yellow, crime-scene tape. We looked guiltily at our cones, but they only escorted us away so that the crew could put a coat of varnish on the floor. Around 40% of the crew is new and 100% of the computer system, so there are lots of problems. But generally, we like the ship and the service.
What do you say about eight days at sea on a cruise ship? A typical day starts with breakfast at 8am in the Windjammer (ship's buffet deck). Multiple food stations and plenty of seating. Then we exercise. Gary goes to “Shipshape Spa” (the exercise facility), Stew does his 4 miles on the Promenade Deck and Bob often splits his time between the exercise room and the jogging track. After a shower, it's time for lunch. This ship changes the clock at 11:30am...so we go to lunch at 11:30 and suddenly it is 12:30!
Lunch is usually in the main dining room. They have the most fantastic salad bar there...several kinds of lettuce, shrimp, chicken, tuna, egg, corn, etc., etc., etc. And great Honey Mustard dressing.
Come to the gym!
Afternoons are time for reading and naps. Bob has been having one of his 'fatigue' bouts so sleeping has been a high priority for him. Gary has worked diligently to finish reading Debt of Honor by John Clancy. And he did it! He has now moved on to the Donna Leon series with Commisario Guido Brunnetti. Stew finished Stephen King's The Green Mile, which Bob is now reading, and he's now onto reading Gary' book. The ship's selection consists of only a few dozen titles. Literally. And half of those are in another language. Pathetic.
Tomorrow is Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain, our first port. Hope to update the blog from there. Meanwhile, Stew likes to record candid comments from fellow passengers

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You come prepared,” said Gary to our waitress after she spilled some water on the table and immediately produced a towel to mop it up.

I'm a professional,” she replied.
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They don't have whales,” said a lady with a heavy Brooklyn accent, as she gazed in disgust at the empty sea. “They don't even have dolphins.”
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How was your dinner last night?”
Don't remember.”
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Young man to his father: “This ship is filled with the living dead.”
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MESSAGES FROM GARY:
Jen:.................................food excellent – try Vidalia Onion Tart!
D&K:..............................eating too much and getting lots of R&R
Ron, Diane & Mike:......This is one 'Big Boat!'
Chuck & Katie:..............Working out every day

After Tenerife, we have two days at sea before we arrive in Palma de Mallorca. Then it's a new port everyday. Hope to be online more often!